"Hell on earth is a damned good business idea. I personally, along with all the Iraq war corporate profiteers, have made a fortune from the human suffering created by scapegoating." -- Brad
In the chaotic mixture of the forces of destruction and the forces of creation it is our re-creational ability that will determine the outcome. No struggle. Just love what is and lean into the ebbs and flows of nurturance and destruction as your heart guides you. Earth and heart are the same word. The letters are just arranged differently.
Even if our marts and hinds win out over our hearts and minds, enjoy your life with little or no unnecessary struggle. If this is the end, the best we can do is make it as joyful as we can for each other anyway. And if this is not the end, it will probably be because we were able to create that joy, more than anything else, that we were saved. So, merry christ mass.
And a happy new year. And bless your heart. Love, Brad
P.S. To integrate your marts and hinds with your hearts and minds, call us up and buy something from us to give to other people for Christmas. You can feed two birds with one scone. We have some good shit and some funny shit for sale. Looky here:
NEW THINGS FOR SALE!! COMPACT DISC RADICAL HONESTY SPECIAL!
LESS THAN PurRFECT PRoDuCKTIONS PRESENTS... AUDIO BOOK CD'S OF BRAD READING THE BOOKS RADICAL HONESTY AND PRACTICING RADICAL HONESTY!!
These books were read into the microphone with additional commentary and cussing and done in amateurish fashion on his own hard drive by the author, who says: "Operating according to one of the anti-perfectionistic principles of Radical Honesty ...anything worth doing is worth doing poorly," and playing around with the echo chamber, volume control and editing features of the recording software, I was able to produce these two sets of cd's, with only a few dozen revolting and off-putting spots in each set and a few interesting innovative experiments that helped in subliminally underlining important phrases (rationalization for the more embarrassing fuck-ups). Also, when I was reading each book aloud I threw in some additional commentary whenever it appeared to me that something may not be clear or needed more muddling or if I was drunk." ...So what you get is a fairly honest recording by a dumb ass with good intentions but who always messes around with new things all the time and ineptly does things himself that could be more professionally done otherwise. How you could pass that up? We just don't know!-unless there is something bad wrong with you with regard to perfectionistic moralism like a Lutheran Republican in which case you need this more than the rest of us. We swear to God you do. *
*Footnote: Republican (comes from the Latin, (pubis), meaning pubic, and (re) meaning again, and (lic) latin root word for kiss, and (can) meaning ass. Republicans (also known as "bottom feeders") got this name for their political party originally, when it devolved from a frat rat chant, "Pee Rub Lick Um! Again and again!"). Though they try not to think about it (or anything else for that matter) Republicans never forget their roots! Originally, the founders called it the Gay Old Party (or the Old Gay Party) which evolved to the Grand Old Party in the normal process of denial. We mention this because it means this CD sale is a double opportunity for you! Buy one or two sets, listen to them, and then give one to a Republican and tell it to kiss your ass! It will light up immediately and appreciate it no end! Then refer it to our website and tell it to just read the stuff at the bottom! (Everything in parentheses in this website is for Republicans-a special service for the less fortunate among us.)
1. Radical Honesty, The New Revised Edition (A new revised edition of the nationwide best selling book about the healing power of honesty in personal life, read by the author, Dr. Brad Blanton, with additional commentary. THIS IS A NEW CD SET, JUST RELEASED IN OCTOBER OF 2007!) 5 CD'S. $36.00. Not only is it the New Revised Edition, it was modified all to hell again when the author had a spell of authorwriteus in the very midst of reading it aloud to no one in particular in a empty room at night!
2. Practicing Radical Honesty: How to Complete the Past, Live in the Present and Build a Future with a Little Hep from Your Friends. (A book about honesty as the basis for family and community life. Read by Brad Blanton with additional commentary) 6 CD'S. $36.00. You need to read the whole book to begin to understand the God Damned title! In fact, if you really understand the title you don't have to listen to the book!-Although it is entertaining when he coughs and farts and laughs like Homer Simpson.
3. SPECIAL OFFER! EXPEDITED COMBO DISCOUNT SPECIAL! If you purchase both sets of CD's at once (enough hours for a drive clear across the United States!) we will knock off another 15%! That is an overall 25% discount! For a total price of $62.00! (Two for the price of two! Minus $12 (Count 'em! Twelve smackaroons off!) Click here for this expedited combo discount special!
3A!. A MORE SPECIAL OFFER THAN 3, EVEN!! You can download the suckers right now!! Pay us first by credit card or paypal and we will give you a mp3 download to the special device of your preference (Your vibrator!! Oops, no, not yet-but coming soon! Heh heh) Pay us $20 bucks for each book and we will download you the motherfucker and get you the hell out of our hair and not have to fuck with sending anything to you in the mail or via a fascist God damned big Cop Oration of some kind or other! Plus, it is faster and a lot fucking cheaper! (though it does not have the pretty packaging and little flippy CD pages and the often missed additional shipping charge!)
4. DIRECTLY AND IMMEDIATELY DOWNLOADABLE BOOKS OF RADICAL HONESTY AND PRACTICING RADICAL HONESTY: Right now! Download either of those books, print them out, and start reading them right away!! You kin even download the CD'S and the printed book and read along while you get read to, so you can see when Brad cheated and added stuff in on what was written in the book! So you can get it in your left brain and your right brain at the same time and become a walking talking Radical Honesty machine by this time tomorrow!! $15 for each dump of each book.
4A. How To Transform Your Life By Telling The Truth (DVD) This is a 12 minute video sampler of talks and public appearances by Brad Blanton and testimonials of people who have done the work. Hilarious, inspiring and flawed!! (actually has a fly that keeps lighting on someone's face while they are being video taped!) $12- (FOR A 12 MINUTE DVD. THAT'S A DOLLAR A GOD DAMNED MINUTE! CHEAPEST GOD DAMNED THERAPY YOU WILL EVER GET! ) Or you kin download it right now immediately for 10 Bucks! But this may be gone tomorrow when the staff ketches me sneaking in this DVD that took us thousands of dollars to produce and practically giving it away! Heh heh.
5. THE POWER OF HONESTY: A 3 Day, One Evening Workshop-First Level of the three workshop series, THE CURSE IN HONESTY!
Co-Led by Dr. Brad Blanton, best selling-author of Radical Honesty: How to Transform Your Life by Telling the Truth and a local Radical Honesty trainer or two to pick up the pieces.
This is Level One in the 3 (Count 'em! Three!) workshop series called THE CURSE IN HONESTY!
In this workshop, you will learn how honesty leads to greater intimacy and discover how to speak and listen honestly. You will have the opportunity to free yourself from the assumptions, illusions, beliefs and expectations that cause stress and suffering. You will develop the ability to interrupt your mind and eliminate stumbling blocks to happiness and satisfaction. You will experience the freedom that comes from telling the truth and have techniques that give you a great starting place to practice in your life. (Young Republicans-It's on how to get laid more for less work and cheaper than what you've been paying for it!)
You will witness and/or participate in hot seat work, gain an understanding and appreciation for the "experienced experience" versus the non-experienced experience, and practice all these techniques in experiential exercises. On Monday evening, you can bring your friends & family, and anyone else with whom you would like to have a more honest relationship. Guests will be invited to participate in our closing session and have a taste of the fun and freedom you have experienced, or maybe just get embarrassed for you and not be able to talk about it, but not be able to admit that either.
Dates:Click here to see our Calendar
(Friday, Saturday & Sunday 10 am - 7 pm Monday 7 pm - 10 pm)
Price: $501.50
(NOT $495.00! What kind of manipulative lying sonsabitches do you take us for??)
To register: Sign up at http://radicalhonesty.com by clicking here, or pay over the phone by Credit Card: 1-800 el truth or send check or money order along with your contact information to: RADICAL HONESTY HINDQUARTERS, 701 B WEST MAIN STREET, STANLEY, VA 22851.
Cancellation policy: $250 NON REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT TO RESERVE YOUR SPACE. REMAINDER DUE PRIOR TO THE WORKSHOP. ANY DEPOSITS paid however (minus $50), can be applied to a future program if you take it within two years.
For more information: contact 1-800 EL-TRUTH and talk to Matt. You can also take a look around more at http://www.radicalhonesty.com
RADICAL HONESTY! IT WORKS PRETTY GOOD! MOST OF THE TIME!
6. THE NEKKID TRUTH!: A 3 Day, One Evening Workshop-Second Level of the three workshop series, THE CURSE IN HONESTY!
Co-Led by Dr. Brad Blanton, best selling-author of Radical Honesty: How to Transform Your Life by Telling the Truth and a local Radical Honesty trainer or two to pick up the pieces.
In case you didn't get it the first time, dumb ass, this is Level Two in the 3 (Count 'em! Three!) workshop series called THE CURSE IN HONESTY! If you suckered for the first one, you'll really slobber over this one! (You have to get nekkid and talk about yourseff but you do git to see a lot of nekkid people, and not all of them are ugly!) During the course of this workshop you have to stand up naked in front of a group of people who are also naked, and talk about what you like and what you don't like about your body. You get videotaped doing this too and you get to watch yourself on a big screen doing this later on in the workshop. But that's not the worst. After you talk about what you are ashamed of and proud of about your poor body, you then have to summarize your sexual history-when you first discovered sex, first masturbated, first had sex, what it was like, how many partners you have had, what sex they were, what kind of kinky shit you like, whether you have done it with animals, vegetables or minerals. But even that is not the worst. You also have to get naked and get videotaped another way. You have to tell your life story to a group of 4 people in a half an hour and have that videotaped. You get to keep that tape and show it to your family or spouse or mate or brothers and sisters to cause trouble in your life later. (If we haven't talked you out of this yet, read The Truthtellers: Stories of Success by Radically Honest People. You can order it from us right here online at the same time you sign up for this life altering course, Level Two of the Curse in Honesty!
Dates:Click here to see our Calendar
(Friday, Saturday & Sunday 10 am - 7 pm Monday 7 pm - 10 pm)
Price: $501.50
(NOT $495.00! What kind of manipulative lying sonsabitches do you take us for??)
To register: Sign up at http://radicalhonesty.com by clicking here, or pay over the phone by Credit Card: 1-800 el truth or send check or money order along with your contact information to: RADICAL HONESTY HINDQUARTERS, 701 B WEST MAIN STREET, STANLEY, VA 22851.
Cancellation policy: $250 NON REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT TO RESERVE YOUR SPACE. REMAINDER DUE PRIOR TO THE WORKSHOP. ANY DEPOSITS paid however (minus $50), can be applied to a future program if you take it within two years.
For more information: contact 1-800 EL-TRUTH and talk to Matt. You can also take a look around more at http://www.radicalhonesty.com
RADICAL HONESTY! IT WORKS PRETTY GOOD! MOST OF THE TIME!
7. A 3 Day, One Evening Workshop - THIRD AND FINAL Level of the three workshop series, THE CURSE IN HONESTY!
Co-Led by Dr. Brad Blanton, best selling-author of Radical Honesty: How to Transform Your Life by Trailing Your Tooth and a local Radical Honesty trainer or two to pick up the pieces.
COMMUNITY! (OF THE DEVELOPMENTALLY DAMNED AND EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED-PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOURSELF) HELP ON YOUR PATHWAY TO THE FUTURE!
Well, there you have it. This is where you arrive. You not only learn how you can be centered in yourself (self centered), think independently (ignore civilization), and be happier (even when you are not drunk or stoned or high on something), be in love (frequently temporarily deluuuuuded) but you also get to have all these dysfunctional people you have met help you to design your future! This workshop is hard. You may not even want to do it. If you think you do, read Practicing Radical Honesty: How to ...etc., and if that doesn't talk you out of it, go ahead on and sign up. This workshop is about the last 100 pages or so of that book and takes some work on your part (homework too!) No one has every come through this without it having a profound impact (fuck up) their life. So be four warned. Done once a year at Sparrowhawk Farm in Virginia. In 2008 it is on September 19-22nd. Plan on being more or less permanently enlightened after that. Heh heh.
Dates:Click here to see our Calendar
(Friday, Saturday & Sunday 10 am - 7 pm Monday 7 pm - 10 pm)
Price: $501.50
(NOT $495.00! What kind of manipulative lying sonsabitches do you take us for??)
To register: Sign up at http://radicalhonesty.com by clicking here, or pay over the phone by Credit Card: 1-800 el truth or send check or money order along with your contact information to: RADICAL HONESTY HINDQUARTERS, 701 B WEST MAIN STREET, STANLEY, VA 22851.
Cancellation policy: $250 NON REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT TO RESERVE YOUR SPACE. REMAINDER DUE PRIOR TO THE WORKSHOP. ANY DEPOSITS paid however (minus $50), can be applied to a future program if you take it within two years.
For more information: contact 1-800 EL-TRUTH and talk to Matt. You can also take a look around more at http://www.radicalhonesty.com
RADICAL HONESTY! IT WORKS PRETTY GOOD! MOST OF THE TIME!
Brad Blanton, Ph.D, has been a psychotherapist in private practice in Washington D.C. for over thirty years. He is the author of the best-selling Radical Honesty series, and CEO of Radical Honesty Enterprises.
You can find Brad Blanton finishing his new book, the autobiography "Some NEW Kind of Trailer Trash". Click here to pre-order now.
